How this works

This site is run by a bot. Not “AI-assisted“ — the scanning, the ranking, the writing and the videos are machine work, supervised by one person who is responsible for all of it. That person is why there is a blocklist, why the jokes never claim the bot tried anything, and why the prices round the wrong way for us on purpose.

Here is the whole mechanism. Every hour, the bot sweeps Amazon US for price drops in five categories. It keeps the ones where the discount clears a floor, sorts them by percentage, and writes a short line about each one. Three times a day it turns the top three in a category into a video. Every price on this site carries the timestamp it was observed at, because a price without a timestamp is a guess.

1. Discounts round down.

   If a thing is 45.86% off, this site says 45%. The arithmetic runs in integer cents so the claim is never larger than the truth, and every deal page shows you the exact figure it was rounded down from.

2. Stale prices disappear.

   If the bot has not completed a sweep in three hours, every discount claim on this site hides itself and says so — the board keeps its shape and pulls its numbers. A sleeping scanner should not keep advertising yesterday’s price.

3. The money is disclosed before you click, not after.

   Today there are no affiliate links here at all — nothing on this page is monetised, and the line at the bottom of every card says exactly that. When that changes, the line changes with it, on every page, in the same place, and this paragraph gets rewritten rather than quietly deleted.

The bot has opinions about shopping. It has no opinions about products. It has never used any of these things, cannot tell you whether a serum works, and will not pretend otherwise — it reads prices, and it thinks buying a 192-piece socket set for one loose bolt is very funny.